Enjoy a hilarious comedy cruise on Newcastle Harbour with top comedians and stunning views aboard the MV Calmer.
Friday 20 February 2026
to Friday 20 March 2026
Wharf Rd, Newcastle NSW 2300, Australia
$57-$69
Step aboard the MV Calmer, Newcastle's premier superyacht, for an unforgettable evening of laughter and entertainment on the water. This unique comedy cruise features live stand-up performances from top Australian and international comedians, delivering sharp wit, outrageous stories, and crowd-roasting humour.
Guests are welcomed with complimentary canapés and drinks, setting the tone for a fun-filled night. The fully licensed venue offers a wide selection of craft beers, wines, spirits, and ready-to-drink favourites to enjoy throughout the cruise.
Take in breathtaking 360-degree harbour views from the wrap-around decks and sky deck, perfect for memorable photos and relaxing between comedy sets.
The comedy cruise runs from 20 February 2026 to 20 March 2026, offering multiple opportunities to join the fun. The event takes place on the MV Calmer, a superyacht with three levels including decks for mingling and enjoying upbeat music.
A delicious menu crafted by a private chef is available for purchase onboard, complementing the drinks and entertainment.
Facilities include a bar, public toilets, and disabled access (contact the operator for details).
The cruise departs from Wharf Rd, Newcastle, 2300. Newcastle Harbour provides a stunning backdrop for this event, with panoramic views from the vessel.
Disabled access is available, ensuring the event is inclusive and comfortable for all guests. Contact the operator for specific accessibility information.
This is a fully licensed event with a wide range of drinks available for purchase. Complimentary canapés and drinks are provided on arrival.
Guests should be prepared for an evening on the water and dress accordingly for the weather and a night of comedy.
Bookings are essential due to limited capacity on the superyacht.
Tickets range from $57 to $69 and can be booked online via the event website. Early booking is recommended to secure your spot on this popular comedy cruise.
Enjoy a night of laughter, great food, drinks, and spectacular harbour views all in one unique experience.
